Thank you Mr. Regan!

I went to the eye doctor today, to find out that the thing in my eyelid is a clogged tear gland and not a cancerous tumor. As I sat in the big chair telling the doctor what I saw and which images I liked better, I could think of nothing but the eye doctor skit by Brian Regan.
So funny!
When the doctor asked which image I liked better I wanted to say," They're both the same!"
When he put that big...thing on my face, I wanted to ask,"Are these my glasses?"
When he told me about the thing in my eyelid, I wanted him to say, " It's okay. I just thought you might want to be self-conscious for the rest of your life."
As it turned out, I could either have the gland surgically removed or just put a warm compress on my eye and that will make it go away.
When he told me this I almost said, "Are you okay? 'Cause you sound like you're weird." (another Brian Regan line.)
The trip to the eye doctor was very eventful! I have to get glasses!
My brother's pupils got so big he looked like Bambi, but I think the only thing we thought about was Mr. Regan!